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SOUTHERN SAYINGS Andy is from The South and we try and post these everytime we get them;) |
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1. "Well, butter
my butt and call me a biscuit."
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2. "It's been hotter'n
a goat's butt in a pepper patch."
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3. "He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." |
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| 4. "Have a cup of coffee, it's already been 'saucered and blowed.'" | |
5. "She's so stuck up, she'd drown
in a rainstorm."  |
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| 6. "It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs." | |
| 7. "My cow died last night so I don't need your bull." | |
8. "Don't pee down my back and tell
me it's raining."  |
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| 9. "He's as country as a cornflake." | |
| 10. "This is gooder'n grits." | |
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11. "Busier than
a cat covering crap on a marble floor."
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12. "If things get
any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it."
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Share the Southernisms--Pass
this to a friend!!
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