The difference between a "hissie fit"
and a "conniption fit."

Pretty much how many fish make up a mess.

What general direction cattywumpus is.

That "gimme sugar" don't mean pass the sugar bowl.

Knows what "Well, I Swannee," means.

Ain't nobody's biscuits like Grandmaw's catheads.

A good dawg is worth its weight in gold.

The difference between " a Yankee"
and " a Damn Yankee."

Real gravy don't come in a can from the store.

When "by and by" is.

How to handle their "pot likker" over cornbread.

The difference between "pert near"
and "a right far piece."

The difference between a redneck,
a good ol' boy and trailer trash.

At one point learned what happens
when you swaller tobacco juice.

Never to assume that the other with a flashing
turn signal light will turn.

You may wear long sleeves,
but you roll'em up past the elbows.

You should never loan your tools,
pick up truck or gun to nobody.

A belt serves a better purpose
than to hold up Daddy's pants.

Rocking chairs and swings
are guaranteed stress relievers.

Rocking chairs and swings with an old person in
them are history lessons.

Pass it on!