A PROGRAM was a Television show.

An application was for employment.

Windows were something you hated to clean.

A Cursor used profanity.

A Keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something you lost with age.

A CD was a bank account.

And if you had 3 = floppy you hoped no one found out.

Compress was something you did to garbage.

A hard drive was a long trip on the road.

Log-on was adding wood to fire.

A Backup happened to your toilet.

A Mouse-pad was where a mouse lived.

Cut you did with scissors.

Paste you did with glue.

A Web was a spider's home.

And a Virus was the flu!!!

Pass this on if you remember the good ol' days!