If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

 

 

 

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months enough gas would be produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that is more like it.)

 

 

 

 

 

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
to squirt blood 30 feet

 

 

 

 

 

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life I want to be a pig.)

 

 

 

 

 

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.
The female initiates sex by ripping the males' head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the. . . . ")

 

 

 

 

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

 

 

 

 

 

Butterflies taste their own feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

 

 

 

 

Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.

(OK, so that would be a good thing. . . .)

 

 

 

 

 

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that one out.)

 

 

 

 

 

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

 

 

 

Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)

 

 

 

Polar bears are left handed.

(Who knew. . . .? Who cares!)

 

 

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about the pig?)